I had my feet x-rayed and answered the usual onslaught of questions. I had time to look around the doctor’s exam room while I was waiting for him. I felt stupid sitting there in my tie and trousers with my bare feet sticking out over the edge of the exam table. I was hoping he wouldn’t come in and say, “wow! you’ve got hammer toes!”
I looked at his various diplomas and foot-expert certificates lining the walls and then focused on the big chart which showed a bunch of figures (drawings, thankfully) of jacked up feet and how they are cured with various screws, pins and plates. I located the hammer toe area and saw how they can be fixed by inserting what looked to me like those pins you truss up a turkey with straight through the toe. Lengthwise. Presumably, I reasoned, these would be installed by drilling holes straight down the longitudinal axis and voila! insert turkey pin. I looked back at my toes and then back at the chart. They looked exactly like the ones on the chart (pre-turkey pin).
I was settling into a funk. It was time, I decided, to affect an air of what comes will come nonchalance, so I put my head back against the exam table. Then the doc walked in. We exchanged the usual pleasantries and he asked, “So how are you doing?”
“Stressed, but good” I replied.
“Stressed? But you were sleeping when I came in!”
“No”, I said, “that was a false air of nonchalance.”
Then we got down to business. He showed my the x-rays on his iPad (cool) and explained after some probing that he thought I needed some high speed custom orthotics but that was basically it. “Well what about that?” I said while pointing at the turkey pinned toes. He explained at length why I wasn’t a candidate for that as long as the orthotics worked, which he seemed pretty sure of. I described my athletic pursuits and to my delight he didn’t say “maybe it’s time you gave up running”. I related how I was actually told that a few years ago by a doctor, but not a podiatrist, and he scoffed at it.
So the next step is to take my scrip up to Bethesda to get the orthotics measured. Then after I get them and have worn them for a week or so I’ll head back to the doc. This is a plan. I like a plan much more than I like uncertainty, and I am very excited to know that surgery is not in my immediate future. That means the return to running will be much faster than it could have been. I’ll have to take a pass on the half marathon I was supposed to run in two weeks but oh well. The long view looks ok from here.





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